There is good news and bad news with regard to Lexington Steele's film "Tiger Tamer."

The bad news is it is yet another in an excruciatingly long line of movies, books, t-shirts, blogs, novelties, and other items trying to capitalize on the plummeting fortunes of golf legend Eldrick "Tiger" Woods. The good news is that it's not another parody. The bad news is that it stars one of Tiger's actual mistresses, Joslyn James (Hole #10 as she is affectionately called), so you won't be able to escape the ongoing saga entirely. The good news is that, according to those that know her, including her stepmother, she is utterly certifiable, which means she is bound to put on a display of totally tempestuous fucking. The bad news is that she is also a compulsive liar, which means that even if she does fuck like a banshee, there is a strong possibility she isn't enjoying a single second of it.

The good news is she enjoys every single second of it. Joslyn James, Marco Banderas and Jon Jon take a backyard booty break, where she can be seen on her knees making Jon Jon's dong dong go gone gone down her fib tube. Meanwhile, Marco wedges his dick into her highly sensationalized slit. It's at this point you realize how many people beat Tiger at his own game. We're not talking about golf, of course; we're talking about the number of guys who have previously fucked this tall tale-telling tart. Check out the underside view of her twat getting torn while she sucks a stiff cock; there are more folds there than a crumpled up pair of cargo pants. And her tits look like two giant puffballs rooted onto her chest. But, that's what darkness is made for. At one point in the scene, Joslyn's shoulders are pinned to a misplaced Ottoman, her pelvis skyward as Jon Jon fucks her pussy and she sucks Banderas' cock. Jon Jon then slices through her ass cheeks and blasts her anal cleft while Banderas tugs on her hair. There is some sack sucking and doggie fucking before the film cuts mid-fuck to an indoor setting. It is here that her ass and throat take a real beating. Jon Jon does her CG and anal RCG while Banderas destroys her wind pipe. Banderas anally bombs her from the side leaving a big divot in her ass. Both fellows jack their cocks onto her face, plastering it with goo. People say she's awful and whatnot, but video evidence clearly shows that she said "Thank You" after getting a double facial.

The bad news is the next scene is ripped straight from "Lexington Loves Huge White Tits." It stars blonde tit goddess Shyla Stylez and Lexington Steele himself. If the movie maker won't make the effort to create something new, then neither will this reviewer. The following passage is from the actual review of LLHWT: Shyla wears a sexy, lacy one piece body suit with the front left open. She comes onto Lex, suggesting she knows how to play with a stick as she grabs a pool cue and runs her hand up and down, simulating a hand job. Very drolly he says “That’s the wrong stick.” She gets on top of him and fucks him in reverse for a good underneath view of him penetrating her ass. A little teardrop of pussy juice and lube rolls down the inside of her thigh. He drives his little miner into her ass missionary style as she rubs and massages her huge breasts and clit. Then she sucks his balls as he strokes himself to orgasm, spurting his milky liquid all over her forehead and mouth.

The good news is this film is a reasonable two-plus hours in length. The bad news is there are only three scenes, which have a running time in the neighborhood of about 50 minutes apiece as opposed to the standard 25-30. The good news is that much of the length is due to the behind-the-scenes sort of format that Lex uses. The bad news is that it's not technically bonus footage; it is footage gathered during sex stoppages and the like that is included as part of each scene. The good news is that, despite wanting to see people fuck, you will probably find it interesting to hear Lex think out loud about an upcoming scene, or to hear him offer some direction to the starlets and the camera guy, or to watch the photographer capturing movie stills.

The bad news is it can spoil the big reveal. For instance, in the last scene, Lisa Ann is a business owner who is playing hooky from work. She has asked an employee to send the new hire over to her house for an impromptu orientation. Lex, meanwhile, is a prospective home buyer who wants to take a tour of her house as it is up for sale. In a classic case of lines getting crossed, Lisa thinks Lex is the new hire. Because her intent was to seduce the new guy, Lex becomes the beneficiary of her sluttiness. The problem is you already know that because Lex explained the entire scene beforehand. The good news is the sex is still solid. Lisa primes his massive prick with a sensual handjob. He slides his cock between her bouncy boobs and tickles her twat with his tongue. She is hoisted into the air for some standing missionary, then she sits astride his thick dick rubbing her slit up and down his black shaft. After a bit of fucking, Lex can't hold it in, pulling out to spurt his cum up her belly in a hot pop shot. In a rarity, Lex cums a second time during the photo session that follows.

What is the verdict overall? Well, the bad news is that there are better Mercenary Pictures releases by Lexington Steele floating around out there. The entire "Lexington Loves…" series, for example, is a great place to begin. The good news is that if you are craving Big Tits, Interracial, Gonzo or Black Dicks/White Chicks, this film has all of that. The bad news is you've seen at least one of the scenes before. The good news is that it is hot enough that you may want to watch it again. The bad news is that this good news/bad news thing is getting old. The good news is that this review is now over.